4 TV and Movie Kids Whose Parents May Want to Consider Blood Tests
Miranda Cosgrove- iCarly and Drake and Josh. For those of us with small children but no remote control can attest to, Miranda Cosgrove acts in a couple of Nickelodeon TV shows that frequently air after Spongebob. In one, she plays the younger sister of a guy named after a duck and an emaciated comic punching [...]
Fuck you, Miracle Whip. Seriously, Fuck you.
The other night I was just sitting around watching TV as I am one to do. Historically, everyone in my family has been a little behind the times when it comes to adopting new technologies. VCRs, Video game systems, CD players, computers, cable TV, cell phones, and DVD players were all things we got way [...]
Running Bing Through the Search Engine Obstacle Course
Have you ever gotten bored and just started googleing a random assortment of words? Maybe something like, “laser man tits onion” and hope you typed some kind of secret internet code that gives you access to an awesome jelly beans and beet juice lasagna? Or maybe you just hope to get some funny/weird stuff? Yeah, [...]
In Other News: Trendy Douchebags Proclaim, “Hammer Pants Are Back!”
Some of you are probably too young to remember that day; that awful, awful day. That day when men and women of all ages, sexes, and religions stood shoulder to shoulder as one; and fought valiantly and victoriously against a most flappy oppressor. Many lost their lives in the great Hammer Pants war of ‘94, [...]
The Scenic Anemia Sleepover
Summer is once again upon us and, as with every year, the gang at Scenic Anemia celebrates with a Lysol bender and sexual liaisons that end in tears and prolapsed colons. But once we’re all able to sit again, we generally get together at someone’s house for a sleepover party. I’d direct you to [...]
