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Adam Brown has spent the past several years cultivating a vast internet presence. Through his hard work he has managed to ascend to the very heights of near-homelessness, abject poverty and soul crushing celibacy. His writing has been featured on Cracked.com, Audiotuts.com, Cringehumor.net, MaximumAwesome.com and rest stop bathroom stalls nationwide.

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How To Disappear Completely

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You would think that deleting the entire contents of a website that has been up and running for over 8 months would be difficult. You’d be wrong. It’s really just as simple as having the idiot who takes care of the minor upgrade and technical issues (me) failing to back up a database when they upgrade the content management software. If that all sounds very technical and above your head, don’t feel bad, it’s obviously a little bit above mine also. Because, in the space of about 30 minutes, while performing that very task, I deleted this entire site. Through a little bit of Google Cache magic, we’ve been able to recover some of the old posts and we (I) will be reloading them over the course of the next few days. Until then, you can just laugh at the overwhelming incompetence that goes into keeping this internet phenomenon running.

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  1. Um, where the hell did the comments go?

  2. Hey Adam! How’s it hanging man? You look like Kurt Rambis.

  3. Some idiot also deleted all the comments!

  4. “Some idiot also deleted all the comments!”

    I bet it was Glenn.

  5. So, we all will write some new comments, no problem. I see you also have new avatar pictures, where is the green frog like thingy?

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