Online Interview with Adam! As If You Care!

How busy have I been lately?  Busy enough that this interview actually happened just under two weeks ago and I’m just now getting around to posting something about it here.  And in case you’re wondering, that picture there is just for dramatic effect.  I wasn’t interviewed by Sienna Miller and I’m not nearly as handsome [...]

You Too Can Write for the Internets…Maybe

Recently, the crack team of literati here at Scenic Anemia sat down and decided we needed to start blogging. Not just to fill space on the website and make you, our 7 readers, feel like we were updating on a semi-regular basis, but because we wanted to give something back to the internet community that [...]

Fraudulent Friend Finder - The Revenge!

For my original fraudulent friend finder article, I decided to go out of my way to be a complete douche to a total stranger, even if said stranger was an eerie shut-in degenerate who liked to be wrapped in saran wrap by strange women. You don’t need me to explain the details again, go read [...]

Blog Post (feat. Timbaland, John Mayer, Cassie and Lil’ Wayne)

While things are, for the most part, back on track around here, there is no question that the unfortunate deletion of the entire damn site by me has had a bit of an impact on traffic around here.  How much of an impact?  I don’t know, ask someone who checks on that kind of thing, [...]

This is Some Good S#!t: Practical Uses for Feces

Shit, like Ryan Seacrest, is mostly water. The rest, probably also like Seacrest, is dead bacteria, fiber, fat, and ass mucus. It’s pretty simple (this Seacrest metaphor keeps going, doesn’t it?), pretty awful and people have found far too many ways to make it do something for them.

Booze - The origin of the term shit [...]