How busy have I been lately?  Busy enough that this interview actually happened just under two weeks ago and I’m just now getting around to posting something about it here.  And in case you’re wondering, that picture there is just for dramatic effect.  I wasn’t interviewed by Sienna Miller and I’m not nearly as handsome as Steve Buscemi.  Anyway, you may be asking yourself, “why would anyone want to interview Adam?”  Believe me when I say, I have no earthly idea.  But because I leap at just about every available opportunity to make an ass of myself on the internet, I went along with it.  As far as I can tell, I’m the only interview on the site that has a “viewer discretion is advised” message preceeding it.  And just like that, all my dreams have come true.

Some highlights from the interview:

-A disgusting (and completely true) story about a fast food restaurant shake machine and a rag used to clean the bathroom.

-An unapologetic confession of my love for the Mandy Moore movie “A Walk To Remember.”

-Tips on how you can write for Cracked (hint: be funny, don’t be a dick)

-Chain smoking!  Power drinking!

To check out the interview, click the ugly mug below.  Or, head to http://primetimeandonline.com to view other, far less awesome, interviews.

Pictured above: Jagermeister, weak hairline, Kurt Cobain, random internet douchebag