October has been a busy month. Not here, of course. Aside from Fortey meeting Peter Weller, we haven’t done shit. But relax, baby. We haven’t forgotten about you, our four to six loyal readers. Unfortunately, other tasks have dominated our time. But I’m glad to announce that we will be back starting on Monday with regular updates. What have we been up to in the meantime? Glad you asked!

In addition to writing for Cracked.com, I’m working on a book project, excerpts of which will be posted on the site soon; working on launching a new music related site; working to alienate the entire readership of an audio tutorials site by writing about nothing educational at all; and working on a full length script with some weirdo from Canada.

Fortey, he’s still at Cracked plus doing some stuff for collegehumor and writing a blog for an escort and stripper review site. Yes, really. He’s quite the stud. He’s also working on a full length script with some all around fucking great guy from the United States.

Glenn is currently on the run from the law, somewhere in the area north, south, east or west of Quebec. Last we checked he had grown a totally rad mountain man beard and was holding up liquor stores for extra cash.

Grady recently decided to live out his dream of starting his own band. Should you ever find yourself in the Sioux Falls area, be sure to stop by Cousin Mike’s Grill, Pub, Bait and Tackle on Wednesdays between the hours of 11:00 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Grady will be there performing with The Dave Matthews Fanz, his all new Dave Matthews tribute band. The $5 cover charge includes the lunch buffet. It’s a pretty killer deal if you’re hungry and dig power metal versions of Dave Matthews songs.