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Ian Fortey knows no shame. He writes from the gut and/or groin, a method that has earned him no awards yet, but probably makes others feel warm in their unwholesome locations. Ian Fortey will rub your belly. If you find yourself feeling something akin to love, admiration, lust or revulsion, you can e-mail Ian at fortey@scenicanemia.com

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Judge’s Dating Video

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If you’re a longtime fan of scenicanemia, then you’re full of shit.  But if you ever checked the site before the big blackout of ‘08, which occurred when Adam fell asleep while touching himself during site maintenance and deleted everything, and by touching himself I mean a fisting mitten was involved, then you may recall a brief but wonderful video called Lewis Looking for Love.  And while I could have just as easily posted that again, I thought you’d enjoy a taste of nostalgia.

Indeed, if you’re nostalgic for things you never knew about, then you’ll enjoy this video from a few years back, the first I ever made, back when I lived with my parents and masturbated 13% more than I currently do.

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