Archive for Adam
Adam Brown has spent the past several years cultivating a vast internet presence. Through his hard work he has managed to ascend to the very heights of near-homelessness, abject poverty and soul crushing celibacy. His writing has been featured on Cracked.com, Audiotuts.com, Cringehumor.net, MaximumAwesome.com and rest stop bathroom stalls nationwide.
Scenic Anemia Investigates: Jazz Music’s Tragic “72″ Club
Most everyone familiar with classic rock is familiar with the notorious “27″ club, the ever growing group of famous (or famous-ish, in some cases) musicians who met an untimely death at the age of 27. Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Robert Johnson. The list reads like a who’s-who of Rock and Roll Hall of [...]
12Nov2008 | Adam | 2 comments | Continued
Learn To Be the President!
During the long presidential campaign, the question of Obama’s seeming lack of experience was the issue that he had to address over and over again. It was a valid question, but he handled it with no problem. I can only assume that his calm demeanor was due at least in some part to knowing that, [...]
10Nov2008 | Adam | 0 comments | Continued
Kirk and Mark Get the Axe: Who Should We Take Out Next?
Some of you may remember the Kirk and Mark Show debacle of days gone by. If not, this link will refresh your memory. If you’re too awesome to click a link, let me summarize.
A few months back, I wrote an article for Cracked about the world’s worst ways to get drunk. A few days later, [...]
ScenicAnemia’s Guide to Election Day ‘08
After what felt like a solid six years of campaign ads, debates, and completely unimportant “scandals,” the day is finally upon us. Today, barring contested results and lengthy legal disputes, we will elect a new president. This is, without question, one of the most important elections in our nation’s young history. We here at ScenicAnemia [...]
3Nov2008 | Adam | 3 comments | Continued
Financial Whoa
So, the other day I received a phone call from a girl I went to school with. A hot Asian chick who actually thought I was an alright guy. We never dated or anything, but we got along really well. I always had that “what if” thought when my mind would wander back to her [...]
2Nov2008 | Adam | 0 comments | Continued
New Updates Starting Again Next Monday!
October has been a busy month. Not here, of course. Aside from Fortey meeting Peter Weller, we haven’t done shit. But relax, baby. We haven’t forgotten about you, our four to six loyal readers. Unfortunately, other tasks have dominated our time. But I’m glad to announce that we will be back starting on Monday with [...]
30Oct2008 | Adam | 6 comments | Continued
Online Interview with Adam! As If You Care!
How busy have I been lately? Busy enough that this interview actually happened just under two weeks ago and I’m just now getting around to posting something about it here. And in case you’re wondering, that picture there is just for dramatic effect. I wasn’t interviewed by Sienna Miller and I’m not nearly as handsome [...]
29Sep2008 | Adam | 0 comments | Continued
Blog Post (feat. Timbaland, John Mayer, Cassie and Lil’ Wayne)
While things are, for the most part, back on track around here, there is no question that the unfortunate deletion of the entire damn site by me has had a bit of an impact on traffic around here. How much of an impact? I don’t know, ask someone who checks on that kind of thing, [...]
5Sep2008 | Adam | 4 comments | Continued
Glory Days: Revisiting Scenic Anemia Radio
With all of the site recovery fun and games, writing something new hasn’t been much of a possibility. On the bright side, site reader Alphane Moon pointed us in the direction of a site where we were able to recover a few more posts. As awesome as that is, you’ve probably already [...]
11Aug2008 | Adam | 1 comment | Continued
How To Disappear Completely
You would think that deleting the entire contents of a website that has been up and running for over 8 months would be difficult. You’d be wrong. It’s really just as simple as having the idiot who takes care of the minor upgrade and technical issues (me) failing to back up a database [...]
10Aug2008 | Adam | 5 comments | Continued
If I had to guess, I'd say the toilet was previously soiled by Paul Simon.
As for the webcam, it just ...
"You need a clue",.... you misspelled "whether". Ha! And you seriously can't knock those free Russian porn ...
Yeah! I hate jazz! 
omfg mixed-raceprez!!!!!one!!!! 
Work? We'll have no part of that. Look for a glorious update from Fortey tomorrow. 
Hilarious. Well written.