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Adam Brown has spent the past several years cultivating a vast internet presence. Through his hard work he has managed to ascend to the very heights of near-homelessness, abject poverty and soul crushing celibacy. His writing has been featured on Cracked.com, Audiotuts.com, Cringehumor.net, MaximumAwesome.com and rest stop bathroom stalls nationwide.

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Glory Days: Revisiting Scenic Anemia Radio

With all of the site recovery fun and games, writing something new hasn’t been much of a possibility. On the bright side, site reader Alphane Moon pointed us in the direction of a site where we were able to recover a few more posts. As awesome as that is, you’ve probably already [...]

11Aug2008 | Adam | 1 comment | Continued
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How To Disappear Completely

You would think that deleting the entire contents of a website that has been up and running for over 8 months would be difficult. You’d be wrong. It’s really just as simple as having the idiot who takes care of the minor upgrade and technical issues (me) failing to back up a database [...]

10Aug2008 | Adam | 5 comments | Continued
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Rejected By Cracked: 5 Xtreme! Products That Don’t Live Up To Their Name

Of all of the fads of the 90’s that we wish would just die already, advertisers willingness to slap the word XTREME! on the label of just about every product imaginable sits comfortably on top of the list. Doritos, deodorant, soda, socks, it’s all been xtreme! at one time or another. And what separates, [...]

16Jul2008 | Adam | 0 comments | Continued
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The Kirk and Mark Show In Baltimore: Thieving Plagiarists or Just Talentless Hacks?

Do you have a favorite morning radio show that you listen to on the way to work? Do you often find yourself in awe of the sheer magnitude of talent that it must take to come up with hours worth of hilarious material everyday? Well, things most likely aren’t as they seem.
I recently wrote an [...]

16Jun2008 | Adam | 0 comments | Continued
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Rejected By Cracked: The 5 Most Inappropriate Kidz Bop Songs Of All Time

If you own a television, you’ve probably seen countless commercials for those “Now That’s What I Call Music!” CD’s. You know, every song you’ve heard so many times throughout the year that you swear you’ll gouge your eardrums out if you hear them again, together for the first time on one great collection! They’re basically [...]

29Apr2008 | Adam | 8 comments | Continued
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Celebrity Look Alikes In Sioux Falls: Except Not Really

There’s nothing unusual about a slow news week in Sioux Falls. It is in South Dakota. We barely have traffic. But this is regoddamndiculous. While flipping through the Sunday paper yesterday, I came across a huge feature with the following headline: “Have you spotted these ‘celebrities’ in Sioux Falls?”. If there is one thing [...]

14Feb2008 | Adam | Comments Off | Continued
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NFL To Introduce Tom Brady News Ticker For All Games In 2008

Over the weekend, NFL officials announced that starting in 2008, all games broadcast on Fox, CBS, NBC, ESPN and the NFL Network will feature a Tom Brady news ticker that will scroll across the bottom of the screen during the first, second, third and fourth quarters of every game. “This new feature, possibly the most [...]

14Jan2008 | Adam | 0 comments | Continued
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24: The Lost Episode

In honor of the writers’ strike, we’ll be taking a day off from writing to bring you the one post worth salvaging from Adam’s old website wereallgladhere.com. Behold, 24: The Lost Episode.
In today’s episode, we explore the age old question…does Jack Bauer ever eat? And who knows, if we have time maybe we’ll get the [...]

12Jan2008 | Adam | 2 comments | Continued
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