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The Fraudulent Friend Finder: Answering Online Personals

The internet has many purposes that do not involve sex, none of which matter for the purposes of this article. What does matter is that personal ads, which long were forced to the back of the local newspaper where hopeful perverts tried to find like-minded deviants to get together and masturbate off of bridges are [...]

11Aug2008 | Fortey | 0 comments | Continued
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Entry Level Loser 4: The Idlewyld Inn

This installment comes grossly out of order as this job was, in fact, the job I had while I wrote the three previous entries in the Entry Level Loser series. In fact, it was the job I had right up until the day I wrote this entry. Follow me on a journey of hilarity.
For a variety [...]

11Aug2008 | Fortey | 0 comments | Continued
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Entry Level Loser: Best Value Family Restaurant

To begin, some background. I’m in my late 20’s, I live in a moderately sized Canadian city of around 350,000 people, I am university educated and I’m not horribly disfigured or afflicted with Tourette’s. In a crowd, I would not stand out and the police have never kicked my door in. I’m a typical dude [...]

11Aug2008 | Fortey | 0 comments | Continued
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How To Disappear Completely

You would think that deleting the entire contents of a website that has been up and running for over 8 months would be difficult. You’d be wrong. It’s really just as simple as having the idiot who takes care of the minor upgrade and technical issues (me) failing to back up a database [...]

10Aug2008 | Adam | 5 comments | Continued
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The Dog Days of Summer: Why I Hate Television

Greetings. My name is Grady, known by my Scenic Anemia cohorts as G Money. I am the forgotten writer on this website, mostly because I don’t do squat besides dole out verbal bitch-slappings on our official forum. Lets just say I’ve been basking in the awesome glory which came as a result of giving Maxim [...]

8Jul2008 | Grady | 0 comments | Continued
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Entry Level Loser #3: Vector Marketing

The measure of a man can be easily taken when you see the sorts of things he’s willing to do for money. For instance, I once applied for a job with Vector Marketing knowing nothing about them or what they did. This resulted in being invited not to an interview so much as a seminar [...]

7Jul2008 | Fortey | 7 comments | Continued
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The Kirk and Mark Show In Baltimore: Thieving Plagiarists or Just Talentless Hacks?

Do you have a favorite morning radio show that you listen to on the way to work? Do you often find yourself in awe of the sheer magnitude of talent that it must take to come up with hours worth of hilarious material everyday? Well, things most likely aren’t as they seem.
I recently wrote an [...]

16Jun2008 | Adam | 0 comments | Continued
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