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Fortey’s Guide to Unwholesome Deviancy - Online Edition!
Recently, it has come to my attention that the internet is all abustle with lasciviousness. “Gasp!” you may gasp, and clutch at your tender bosom. “What is this lasciviousness you speak of, Ian? Is it also licentious and lustful?” to which I might reply after a hearty twirl of my pubic [...]
21Aug2008 | Fortey | 3 comments | Continued
Entry Level Loser 4: The Idlewyld Inn
This installment comes grossly out of order as this job was, in fact, the job I had while I wrote the three previous entries in the Entry Level Loser series. In fact, it was the job I had right up until the day I wrote this entry. Follow me on a journey of hilarity.
For a variety [...]
If I had to guess, I'd say the toilet was previously soiled by Paul Simon.
As for the webcam, it just ...
"You need a clue",.... you misspelled "whether". Ha! And you seriously can't knock those free Russian porn ...
Yeah! I hate jazz! 
omfg mixed-raceprez!!!!!one!!!! 
Work? We'll have no part of that. Look for a glorious update from Fortey tomorrow. 
Hilarious. Well written.